SpeakOut 1: Parents’ Pet
April 21, 2010
Bago ang lahat ng mga pang-aasar at mga kagaguhan na maaaring isulat i-type ko ay pinaparating ko na po sa inyo na ang lahat ng ito ay iniutos lamang ng aking utak na isulat i-type sa kadahilanang sabi ng kambal kong si brain na kakaunti na lamang daw ang mga matitinong maginoong gagu ngayon dahil karamihan sa kanila ay hindi na gagu.. kundi GAGA na. Tulad ni Ricky Martin na sa hinaba haba haba haba ng kanyang ano panahon sa showbiz eh ngayon lang naisipan na lumabas ng shell. Isama niyo pa ang fact na may mga naging gf din siya.
Ang lahat ng inyong matutunghayan ay mga opinyon ko lamang at ng aking magala na utak.
Para sa akin, sa tingin ko lang ah.. Ayaw ng parents ko na mapunta ako sa mga guys na:
[we are talkin bout MARRIAGE here. hindi lang basta relationship]
- WALANG RESPETO
..walang respeto sa babae
..walang respeto sa Parents
..walang respeto sa mga tao sa paligid niya
..hindi marunong gumalang
..isama na rin natin ang mga manyak..
- HAPPY-GO-LUCKY [too much]
..siyempre kasama na dito ang pagiging IRRESPONSIBLE
..hindi iniisip yung mangyayari
..basta go na lang ng hindi iniisip ang consequences ng mga actions niya
- BABAERO
{is there any parents who would like this kind of guy for their girl.. WALA.}
..may gf sa Village 1, may gf sa Village 2, may gf doon, may gf dito, may gf sa isang kanto, may gf sa kabilang kanto, may gf sa Batanes, may gf sa Sulu, pati ata sa buwan at sa zoo may gf din siya …wahaha
- BATUGAN
- NANANAKIT NG GIRL [physically, emotionally, mentally]
- MADALDAL
..yung parang girl sa kadaldalan
..yung pag may sinabi ka sa kanya, mga ilang seconds lang pagkatapos niyo mag-usap eh napaalam na niya sa buong universe
..yung mga hindi mapagkakatiwalaan ng sikreto
::::::::::COMMERCIAL MUNA::::::::::::
INAY: Oi anak yung ex mong si Juan.. ano ba yon? May nakapagsabi sa akin na hindi ka naman daw talaga niya sineryoso at hindi naman daw talaga naging kayo. Sinabi pa na ikaw lang daw ang may gusto sa kanya at ikaw lang daw ang habol ng habol.
ITAY: Ano ba yan? Lalaki ba yan? Hindi ugali ng tunay na lalaki yan.
JUNIOR: Ai! Talaga Daddy?? Ganon ba yon? Ew! Backlush din pala? Jojombagin ko nga yang bruha! Ang galing niya magpanggap. Ang akala ko tunay siyang kalasap-lasap. Hindi ko man lang napansin na kami ay iisang lang ng federacion. Pati ako tinalo. Sana sinabi na lang niya na we are so the same para sabay na lang kaming namingwit ng mga super yummy fafa. Bongga pa! Eh Daddy how did you know naman?
ITAY: Anak maniwala ka! Sa rami ng mga nagdaang wafung fafa sa life ni aketch eh expert na aketch sa mga itechy. Know na ni aketch kung sino ang malambot at sino ang matigas sa isang bonggang lookingan pa lang.
TONGOIIIIIINNNNKKKKSSSS!
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Sa aking opinyon.. Ang pinakaimportante siguro na qualities sa isang guy na gusto ng parents ko na piliin ko eh:
- MATINONG TAO.. desente
- MAY KAHIHIYAN.. hindi gagawa ng bagay na magpapahiya sa kanya
- MAY TRABAHONG MAAYOS
- ITITIRA AKO SA MAAYOS NA BAHAY
- MATYAGA
- IRERESPECT AT GAGALANGIN AKO NO MATTER WHAT
- HINDI AKO IPAGPAPALIT KAHIT NA KANINO.. Faithful at loyal kumbaga..
- AALAGAAN AKO
at syempre…
- YUNG MAHAL AKO.
P.S. (pahabol sulat.. kung tawagin ni mc duane)
Tingin ko rin gusto ni Ama para sa akin ang mga guys na marunong mamalengke. hehe. Ganun kasi siya eh. Tsaka natutuwa siya sa mga guys na nakikita niya na namamalengke lalo na yung isang classmate ko dati noong nasa Pinas pa kami. Mga ilang libong taon na ang nakalilipas. Grade 5 pa lang ako noon, one time nakita niya yung isa kong classmate na lalaki na namamalengke. Naikwento niya yun sa akin hindi dahil gusto niya yung classmate ko na iyon para sa akin, (hello! bata pa kaya ako non at kahit ngayon naman bata pa ko eh… isip bata. haha. at para sa isang ama walang lalaking karapatdapat para sa kanyang anak na babae lalo na kung unica hija ito, hehe) kundi dahil natuwa lang siya dun kasi nga parang siya daw nung bata pa siya. Tiga-bili sa palengke. hehe. Pero kahit ngayon namamalengke pa rin si Ama. Mas marunong siya mamalengke kesa sa amin ni Ina. Madalas niya ako isama pag namamalengke siya para daw matuto akong mamili ng maayos at di bilasa, double-dead o triple-dead na mga karne ng isda, baka, baboy, kambing, kabayo, tipaklong, ipis, bubuyog, salagubang, tarantula, petchay, kerot, okra, cabbage (teka! ano na nga ba tagalog non? ah ayun REPOLYO), damo at kung anu-ano pang bagay na binibili sa palengke. Sa ngayon, hindi na madalas sa palengke namimili si Ama dahil minamahalan daw nung mga nagtitinda pag siya ang bumibili sa kadahilanang foreigner kami sa bansa na ito at ang akala ng mga local dito eh pag foreigner ka eh mayaman ka. Marunong din naman ako mamalengke eh. Sa grocery shop nga lang. hihi.
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